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She said as serious as ever that she'd never seen it not knowing that it didn't exist. When I was still in high school I helped my now ex-girlfriend move into her new house with her, her friend, and her grandmother. I thought it would be a good idea to let her give me head with the door open because I thought that if anybody walked up, I would hear the floor creak.
Turned out, the floor didn't creak and her grandmother walked in on us. The most awkward part was that I was 15 and she was my ride home.
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Me and my girlfriend had been having steady sex for a few months, no big deal, but our parents didn't know yet. One day my girlfriend and I are sitting on her bed and her mom asks us if we've had sex. Most awkward moment of my life when her mom found out she wasn't a virgin and I hear her get a lecture all but 2 feet away Zach. One weekend my long distance girlfriend came over for the weekend. Unlucky for me she was was having massive mood swings.
So we were making food in the microwave, and she poked one to check it it was warm enough. Joking around, I asked her "Did you wash your hands? She burst into tears and ran away. I probably never laughed so hard in my life. Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form! I was dating a girl and we were about to hook up for the first time.
Unfortunately, when I put my hand down her pants I was confronted with a pretty hairy situation down there, which I totally did not expect because she was quite hot and seemed pretty neat. She told me that this was her "protective mechanism" which stopped her from sleeping with too many guys… -Anonymous I changed the names of girls I talk to other than my girlfriend on my cell phone to people like "Mom, Dad, etc…" so my girlfriend, now ex, didn't know I was actually talking to other girls.
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It was weed in a heart shaped tin of chocolate. She looked confused and when I asked what's wrong, she proceeded to ask me who the hell is Flat Tery? I was fine with that until she went to give me head for the first time she said she could deep throat me.
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