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  1. 50 Hilarious Christmas Jokes
  2. 50 Hilarious Christmas Jokes
  3. New Christmas cracker jokes after modern makeover - what's your favourite? - Mirror Online
  4. Funniest modern cracker jokes revealed
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus' weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger...

One said, "Can you smell carrots? A version of this article appeared on Wales Online.

50 Hilarious Christmas Jokes

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50 Hilarious Christmas Jokes

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New Christmas cracker jokes after modern makeover - what's your favourite? - Mirror Online

Why did the orange take a prune to the Christmas party? Because he couldn't find a date!

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Funniest modern cracker jokes revealed

Christmas cracker joke competition And here they are! We've had some great fun reading your entries - so many thanks to all who took part Get ready to laugh — or groan! Why was Cinderella no good at football?